i can't go to hell - i'm all out of vacation days. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. probably too old for any of this

 

i think i might be burned out on internet social. it's hard to keep doing it. it's hard to even maintain the amount of attention i'm already giving it

 

i am the cause of most of my own problems

 

furthermore, capitalism must be destroyed

 

birdsona: ?????

 

🌎 Ontario, Canada


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birdgirlbeak
@birdgirlbeak

when fifhtimg the most pedantic of foes Ill paint a second pair off nostrils on my beak. theyll go "wait arent those supposed to be hidden by your rictal bristles tgats a distinct characteristic of most corvids" and while theyre distra tuon I hit them with the BIRD BEAM and win!!! never fail!!! sun tzu is nothingv compareed to ME


8akesale
@8akesale

i zhink we know what dril would be like as a bird



Gyro
@Gyro

stealing your carton of eggs so I can have an evil breakfast



SomeEgrets
@SomeEgrets

oh no she's stealing my eggs oh no


Gyro
@Gyro

Why would you keep your offspring in a carton!? :O

I didn't want a breakfast ZAT evil,


SomeEgrets
@SomeEgrets

it's fine they're boy bird eggs (dont ask me how, idk) they're not fertile ^v^


SomeEgrets
@SomeEgrets

im not girl but i think eggs are neat, you can't take them from me and i will justify it with hand-waving if necessary!



MOOMANiBE
@MOOMANiBE

I used a discord soundboard to play the MGS snake death sound and then zandra accidentaly played the cutaway sting from Seinfeld literally a fraction of a second later and I feel like we somehow tapped into some incredibly fundamental comedy concept


zandravandra
@zandravandra
- What's the Deal with Snake?
What's the Deal with Snake?
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